there she sits
a great voluptuous cast iron goddess
testament to domestic bliss
her two large breasts
sizzling and hot 'neath her shiny E cups
with her long shiny love handle
across her middle
just waiting
to be caressed
stroked
kissed
and aahh her sensual warming oven below
the oh so seductive prelude
to her baking oven
above
why have one goddess in the kitchen
when you can have 2
or 3
aaarrrrggggaaaaa.
