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Trop

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16/05/01 17:01:00

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Well girls it is about time the HMS VIRGIN STEAM is taken out of the closet and prepared for her journey to the Isles, Downunder, the US of A and Beyond into space.

Berths will be restricted so book early

space will also be restricted so prepare for some close encounters

supplies will need to be ordered

navigation will need to be planned

her bottom will need preparing for a long journey

cargo will need to be itemised and loaded

uniforms will need to be measured, procured and fitted

so much to do, so little time, all hands to the decks, lets go girls

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SkyBlueHope

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17/05/01 02:22:00

Sounds good to me......

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Joby

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17/05/01 02:53:00

Trop, a great idea!

Onwards and upwards!

I have a public announcement to make - we need a strong woman to head up this venture.

A woman of integrity, a woman with manual dexterity and woman who can handle novice virgins.

I propose Siberry - Sibes, are you willing to have a lot of women under you?

Can you get a steam up and maintain forward motion for days on end???

Let us know - and how do you really feel about hairnets and showercaps???

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SkyBlueHope

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17/05/01 03:49:00

Here's some sunlight to help light Siberry's way.....

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SkyBlueHope

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17/05/01 03:54:00

Here's my heart Sibes written in stone, on Mars!!!!!

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Siberry

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17/05/01 05:39:00

Joby thank you I am definitely the woman for the job, I have so much experience you would not believe it! I like nothing more than lots of women underneath me and all this and the prospect of reaching down under and spending time with Trop and Julie.

I have packed all my hairnets.......I personally do not wear them but I like to see them being worn in those intimate moments that a girl has!

My uniform is pressed and ready to go, Angel will be upset but I am sure she will understand anyway she stole Kyrie from under me so who cares!

Julie you must be getting excited...........again!

I must stress the fact that I am a perfectionist and expect nothing but the best performance from my women......I can be very dominant and not afraid to get the whip out.........so do I still meet the criteria Joby?

Sky are you going to join us on this voyage? Loved the pictures.

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SkyBlueHope

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17/05/01 05:48:00

OOh!!! Absolutely joining you, I love dominant butches.....

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Pattie

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17/05/01 09:17:00

I gotta be in on this one :-)

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Trop

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17/05/01 16:03:00

PATTIE DO YOU HAVE EXPERTISE IN ANY OF THE ABOVE MENTIONED AREAS INCLUDING OF COURSE WORKING UNDER THE MADAM SIBERRY?

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Pattie

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17/05/01 20:01:00

Well, I'm quite good at manual dexterity and have been known to handle the occasional novice virgin. I wish I could say I had the "Sibes" experience, but I'm always willing to branch out. Do I qualify?

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SkyBlueHope

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18/05/01 03:37:00

Who else besides me would like to see a pic of Pattie on here???

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Carrie

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18/05/01 04:04:00

PLEASE GIRLS SAVE A BERTH FOR ME, I AM WILLING TO WORK UNDER ANY OF YOU(ESPECIALLY SIBERRY) SO DONT SAIL WITHOUT ME WILL YOU? I'M JUST COUNTING THE HAIRNETS SO AS TO HAVE ENOUGH FOR ALL OF US, AND THE SHOWER CAP COLLECTION IS COMING ON WELL, I HAVE KNITTED CAPS, CROCHETED CAPS, ONES WITH LACE TRIMS, MACRAME, ANIMAL SKINS, YOU NAME IT, I HAVE IT, AND WILL HAVE A FULL SUPPLY OF ALL SIZES BY THE TIME WE SAIL OFF INTO THE WIDE BLUE YONDER.

AS YOU CAN SEE, I AM TREMENDOUSLY GOOD WITH MY FINGERS, AND SHOULD BE ABLE TO SATISFY YOU ALL.

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Siberry

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18/05/01 04:39:00

It is looking like the HMS Virgin Steam is recruiting some very versatile crew members and I for one am looking forward to having you all....................beneath me!

Pattie I am sure we will need an experienced virgin handler on board I will have my hands full elsewhere!(hopefully

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Carrie knew I could count on you to see to the essential supplies and Sky with your knowledge of the stars we will never get lost.

Joby where are you? I need you to oversee all that is going on in case I miss something.

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SkyBlueHope

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18/05/01 04:49:00

Awww...but I have much more than some knowledge of stars to offer.....

Here's the international space station....

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Angel4uk

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18/05/01 04:58:00

i cant wait till we set sail! this'll be my first time

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Pattie

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18/05/01 05:58:00

I'm set Cap'n Sibes!

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Carrie

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18/05/01 05:59:00

ANGEL MY SWEETEST, HOW BRAVE OF YOU TO ADMIT THAT THIS WILL BE YOUR FIRST TIME! WE ALL HAVE TO EXPERIENCE IT, BUT GO FOR IT GIRL, WE'LL ALLBE THERE FOR YOU!

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Joby

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18/05/01 14:56:00

Girls, as Captain Siberrys Right Hand Woman,

I would like to announce that we set sail on Monday may 28th - just after The Meet Up.

Im still hoping we shall recruit some virgins in Leytonstone - Im putting an ad in the local papers asking for women with low mileage at least and just one or two previous owners. Well upholstered and economical to run. There wont be a lot of room for supplies on board so we need low demand crew.

But there is one problem.

As the HMS Virgin Slapper is a combination of a Ride-On Mower, a Steam Traction Engine, a Submarine, a few hand held models, Kyries Honda 50 , Sibes' pensioned off white van and Kotz's wheelie bin, quite how will it be sailing across the oceans? Presumably under the water like a sub?

We shall neeed all of skys navigational skills to keep us going onwards and upwards and no messing from crew members.

Im going to a jumble sale over the week-end to look out for uniforms.

Dyou think everyone would like to wear overalls , showercaps and snorkels? - the latter will be indispensible if we are going under water.

Off to study the route

PS - Kotz - Im worried about our waste control. Could I leave it to you to see if the wheelie bin men are prepared to empty us every now and then mid-atlantic??

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Carrie

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19/05/01 03:14:00

JOBY, JOBY, I CAN SEE THAT IT IS OBVIOUS THAT YOU HAVE NO TECHNICAL KNOWHOW. ANYONE CAN SEE THAT ALL YOU NEED TO MAKE GOOD PROGRESS DOWN UNDER ON HMS VIRGIN STEAM IS A DECENT BATTERY POWERED VIBRATOR. THAT WILL HOLD EVERYTHING TOGETHER A TREAT! IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT I HAVE JUST RECIEVED A NEW CONSIGNMENT ONLY THIS MORNING, SO I AM SETTING THE STAFF(THATS WHAT HER INDOORS IS CALLED) TO UNPACKING AND TESTING TO FIND THE BEST MODEL FOR OUR USE. I'LL SEND IT ON TO YOU AS SOON AS I'VE TESTED IT THOROUGHLY FOR ALL DEFECTS.

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Angel4uk

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19/05/01 05:37:00

carrie ive been testing the vibrators and so far everythings cumming along greatly!

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SkyBlueHope

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19/05/01 05:45:00

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Here's me, or my state of mind, raring to go.....

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