Well, after the rigours of Crufts, I am now able to tell you that, sadly, I didn't win!
Actually, they wouldn't even let me take part - tut.... just because I don't know where my parents come from! So, all the way from LA for
nothing.... still, there would loads of bitches there (well, "the boss" would've been happy too!!).....
Did you see the pooch(!) that won!!! 
My goodness, that surely was not a dog.... hmmm, maybe I should've been looking at the four legged thing next
to him! Look whaddaya expect, I'm a Bitch, after all!!!
My goodness, that surely was not a dog.... hmmm, maybe I should've been looking at the four legged thing next
to him! Look whaddaya expect, I'm a Bitch, after all!!!
For now - I'll bid you farewell.... I will of course, give "the boss" a great big lick for you (don't
get excited now girls!!! - ahhhh, the stress of life......
Till next time then..... woof!!!!!!!!
