http://kdlang.org/topic/21/Jokes-Anyone- en-us Copyright 2011, Yuku ceco@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:56:01 GMT Tue, 15 Mar 2011 22:45:51 GMT Kickapps Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ http://kdlang.org/reply/64957/Jokes-Anyone-#reply-64957 Not a joke, but entertaining eBay wetsuit listing.
The comments are a must read.
Item description
 http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=160559216667#description

Comments
feeds@yuku.com (Deb2008) http://kdlang.org/reply/64957 Tue, 15 Mar 2011 22:45:50 PST http://kdlang.org/reply/64331/Jokes-Anyone-#reply-64331 ]]> feeds@yuku.com (beppy) http://kdlang.org/reply/64331 Sat, 05 Mar 2011 07:44:09 PST http://kdlang.org/reply/64327/Jokes-Anyone-#reply-64327

The shampoo I use in the shower runs down my body, and the label says, "For extra volume and body."

Going to start using Dawn dish washing soap. Its label says: "dissolves fat that is otherwise difficult to remove."

And to think I could have been skinny all these years......


]]> feeds@yuku.com (Feisty) http://kdlang.org/reply/64327 Sat, 05 Mar 2011 00:52:25 PST http://kdlang.org/reply/61682/Jokes-Anyone-#reply-61682 feeds@yuku.com (beppy) http://kdlang.org/reply/61682 Thu, 09 Dec 2010 09:03:29 PST http://kdlang.org/reply/61628/Jokes-Anyone-#reply-61628





   ]]> feeds@yuku.com (shugie) http://kdlang.org/reply/61628 Sun, 05 Dec 2010 19:47:34 PST http://kdlang.org/reply/61622/Jokes-Anyone-#reply-61622 feeds@yuku.com (shugie) http://kdlang.org/reply/61622 Sun, 05 Dec 2010 06:02:49 PST http://kdlang.org/reply/61251/Jokes-Anyone-#reply-61251 Only hope I will stay connected.  whew, what a time I have had with this nonsense.  Does anyone else have the problem of not being able to post?  I hope not!!!    m.e. xx ]]> feeds@yuku.com (maryellen) http://kdlang.org/reply/61251 Tue, 16 Nov 2010 13:50:28 PST http://kdlang.org/reply/61242/Jokes-Anyone-#reply-61242

l pinched the screen cleaner from someone else.

Hello, m.e. nice to see you here. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (wendy1) http://kdlang.org/reply/61242 Tue, 16 Nov 2010 10:35:28 PST http://kdlang.org/reply/61237/Jokes-Anyone-#reply-61237 Long time no see. Great to see you posting again. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (beppy) http://kdlang.org/reply/61237 Tue, 16 Nov 2010 04:43:38 PST http://kdlang.org/reply/61224/Jokes-Anyone-#reply-61224 Thanks so much, Wendy,  I just love your super great cleaner.  It really works!!!!
Now I must send it on to help some friends in order to let them know about this
                         m.e.  xx  

]]> feeds@yuku.com (maryellen) http://kdlang.org/reply/61224 Mon, 15 Nov 2010 16:36:24 PST http://kdlang.org/reply/61218/Jokes-Anyone-#reply-61218 Thanks Wendy! Now I cant see a doggone thing!  Doggie's cute.

I see we have a newbie. Welcome shugie, hope you enjoy your stay.

I'm pleased you all enjoyed, thank you for the comments. I must admit, I've never jiggled my womanhood before. I have noooo idea why i did it.
The woman was telling all & laughing hard as she waited for me to come out. She's a very lovely woman, wonderful personality.

Now i'm off to clean my screen. feeds@yuku.com (beppy) http://kdlang.org/reply/61218 Mon, 15 Nov 2010 07:43:28 PST http://kdlang.org/reply/61212/Jokes-Anyone-#reply-61212 feeds@yuku.com (shugie) http://kdlang.org/reply/61212 Mon, 15 Nov 2010 03:02:24 PST http://kdlang.org/reply/61211/Jokes-Anyone-#reply-61211 he's so life-like!

good one, wendy! ]]> feeds@yuku.com (fruitcake) http://kdlang.org/reply/61211 Sun, 14 Nov 2010 22:10:05 PST http://kdlang.org/reply/61210/Jokes-Anyone-#reply-61210 Now, you all know you never clean the inside of your computer screen, so click HERE and this will do it for you. ]]> feeds@yuku.com (wendy1) http://kdlang.org/reply/61210 Sun, 14 Nov 2010 21:37:16 PST http://kdlang.org/reply/61209/Jokes-Anyone-#reply-61209 HaHa!!  Lifting your womanhood!!  Yes, you told it well, Beppy.  Thanks for sharing. I'm smiling!  
]]> feeds@yuku.com (fanofkdlang) http://kdlang.org/reply/61209 Sun, 14 Nov 2010 20:40:58 PST http://kdlang.org/reply/61206/Jokes-Anyone-#reply-61206

i'd wager kd's been there a time or two.
in fact, she's said as much.
(although, i don't recall any mention of her 'lifting her womanhood'. ) ]]> feeds@yuku.com (fruitcake) http://kdlang.org/reply/61206 Sun, 14 Nov 2010 15:33:40 PST http://kdlang.org/reply/61204/Jokes-Anyone-#reply-61204
This week i was working in a new place. We were shown around. Given our laboratory tops & hair nets.

Later that day i needed the woman's room. It was occupied, i waited then the woman came out, so i preceeded to walk in.
Suddenly the woman is saying..."Hey! that's the woman's toilet!!" "Um, yeah. I'm all woman". I then made a jester of lifting my "womanhood' & said. "See. I'm all woman" With a huge smile on my face.
She was soooo embarrassed that when i walked out she's was waiting for me & couldn't stop apologising with much laughter from the both of us.  

]]> feeds@yuku.com (beppy) http://kdlang.org/reply/61204 Sun, 14 Nov 2010 05:19:57 PST http://kdlang.org/reply/58426/Jokes-Anyone-#reply-58426 I know I get annoyed with people trying to squeeze into those limited items lines with far too many items. I do a little bit of glaring, but these people are so full of themselves that they do not see what the problem is. Dozy twonks!    ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Boudica) http://kdlang.org/reply/58426 Thu, 13 May 2010 13:44:58 PST http://kdlang.org/reply/58421/Jokes-Anyone-#reply-58421 feeds@yuku.com (fanofkdlang) http://kdlang.org/reply/58421 Thu, 13 May 2010 10:49:58 PST http://kdlang.org/reply/58418/Jokes-Anyone-#reply-58418 Sounds like it made your day mate. Justice! Yippeee! lol ]]> feeds@yuku.com (beppy) http://kdlang.org/reply/58418 Thu, 13 May 2010 08:39:10 PST http://kdlang.org/topic/21/Jokes-Anyone-

Grandma's boyfriend:

A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'

Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (LisaJ67) http://kdlang.org/topic/21 Mon, 27 Oct 2008 23:56:01 PST